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The Love Guru - timeline
Hank Bullard is born.
Maurice Pitka, future love guru, is born. (America)
Hank Bullard buys the Toronoto Maple Leafs. (Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
Maurice Pitka starts training under Guru Tugginmypudha to become a love guru. (India)
Tugginmypudha teaches Pitka the "D" in D.R.A.M.A.: Distractions. (India)
Hank Bullard dies.
Wednesday 25th June: The headline "Deepak Chopra #1, Guru Pitka Still #2" appears in the Los Angeles Times. (Los Angeles, California)