The Movie Timeline - it's like a timeline, but of movies
Earth was form around an entity called Unicron. (Transformers: The Last Knight)
The six horns of Unicron got separated when Pangea starts to break apart. (Pangea - Transformers: The Last Knight)
A mosquito becomes irrevocably trapped in tree resin. (Pangea - Jurassic Park)
A giant meteorite strikes Earth and creates a parallel dimension where dinosaurs continue to thrive. (Super Mario Bros.)
Ape-like creatures inhabit the Earth; ape stands and becomes man. (History of the World: Part I)
Martians uplift apes to become intelligent as a way to preserve their own society. (Quatermass and the Pit)
Aliens leave monolith on Earth. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
The Monolith tinkers with the man-ape brain. (Olduvai Gorge, Africa - 2001: A Space Odyssey)
The technique of violence was developed by the Australopithacenes, a tribe of 4ft primates with no brains yet invented the Tomahawk, leading to the enlargement of what would become man's brain. (Death Race 2000)
Dinosaurs become extinct. (Godzilla)
The first artist paints on a cave wall. (North American continent - History of the World: Part I)
A safari visits the 'old world' seconds before dinosaurs become extinct. (A Sound of Thunder)
A phone box briefly arrives from the future containing Bill S Preston and Ted 'Theodore' Logan. (San Dimas, CA - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)
First homo sapien marriage, followed by first homosexual marriage. (History of the World: Part I)
Loana faces dinosaurs to be with Tumak, a caveman banished from his savage tribe, and then from her gentler group of cave people. (One Million Years B.C.)
Aliens, possibly from Mars, bury giant tripods with pulverizing rays for a surprise invasion on a then non-existent human race. (War of the Worlds)
The Thing crash-lands on Earth. (The Thing)
A tribe of early man searches for fire. (Quest For Fire)
Black ooze first infects cavemen after a fight ensues between an alien and 2 cavemen, in a cave in now what is Texas. (Texas - The X-Files Movie)
The "coming" advance of "the polar ice" sheets, when the farthest southern encroachment of the last glacial period of the current Ice Age occurs. (The Clan of the Cave Bear)
The Fallen sets up a Harvester on Earth. (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen)
Ice starts forming around a Kryptonian scout spaceship. (Arctic - Man of Steel)
A caveman fights Wolf and is informed by Amy Winehouse about when the world is going to end. (Disaster Movie)
D'Leh wins the White Spear after killing a mammoth. Later he sets out on a journey to save his wife Evolet from a warlord. (Andes - 10,000 B.C.)
Cube arrives on Earth. (Transformers)
A spaceship lands in the North African desert and takes a caveboy. (Stargate)
Adam and Eve are created (Garden of Eden - The Bible)
16th November: The Devil begins working. (Bedazzled)
The world's first murder, as Cain kills Abel (East of Eden - The Bible)
The Scorpion King comes to power. (The Scorpion King)
The Scorpion King leads a great army to conquer the known world. (Thebes, Egypt - The Mummy Returns)
The Scorpion King's army is defeated and exiled. Near death, he makes a pact with Anubis to give him his soul in exchange for victory over his enemies. Anubis accepts. . (Desert of Ahm Shere - The Mummy Returns)
Predators arrive and teach humans to build a pyramid. (Bouvet Island, Antarctica - Alien Vs. Predator)
Noah born. (The Bible)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Ancient Egyptian evidence of Engineers on earth (Ancient Egypt - Prometheus)
God commands Noah to build the Ark - he will have 120 years to complete it. Best crack on. (The Bible)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
17th May: The Great Flood. All life on earth wiped out apart from Noah, his wife, his sons, their wives, and two of every animal. (The Bible)
27th June: The rains of the Great Flood stop. (The Bible)
17th October: Noah's Ark comes to rest on Mount Ararat. (East Turkey/Armenia - The Bible)
11th February: Noah sends out a raven and a dove to see if land had appeared through the waters yet. (The Bible)
18th February: Noah sends out another dove, which returns with an olive leaf, showing that the waters have subsided. (The Bible)
27th May: Noah, his family and the animals all leave the Ark. (Mount Ararat - The Bible)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
A year that appears in an internet search about cats in history. (Catwoman)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Abram born. (The Bible)
Sarai born. (The Bible)
Abram, Sarai, Lot and many others leave Haran in search of a new land. (The Bible)
The Abrahamic Covenant - God promises Abram a son and generations of children. (The Bible)
Abram has a son, Ishmael, by his wife's handmaiden Hagar. (The Bible)
10th October: Predators arrive for their feasting ritual on xenomorphs and humans. (Alien Vs. Predator)
Abram becomes Abraham, Sarai becomes Sarah, Sodom & Gomorrah becomes rubble, Lot's wife becomes a pillar of salt, and Abraham's foreskin becomes no more. (The Bible)