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Disaster Movie - timeline
A caveman fights Wolf and is informed by Amy Winehouse about when the world is going to end.
Men fight each other naked.
Monday 6th December: Indiana Jones has sex with a woman and leaves to go on adventures. The woman is pregnant with Will.
Monday 29th August: Will is born.
Sunday 29th August: Will doesn't have a "Sweet Sixteen" party.
Thursday 7th August: Amy Winehouse has to go to rehab at 1 PM.
Monday 11th August: Amy Winehouse has to go to rehab at 2 PM.
Monday 25th August: Amy Winehouse's monthly teeth brush.
Tuesday 26th August: Amy Winehouse has to go to rehab at 1 PM.
Friday 29th August: Will and his friends try to stop the world from ending.