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The Mystery Team to solve a double homicide. (Oakdale - Mystery Team)
Chloe Mills takes her brother Henry to see the psychic and caterer Ashley, hoping to help him move on; Ashley and Henry fall for each other, which really annoys the ghost of his former fiancee Kate. (Over Her Dead Body)
Isaac Jones is murdered. (Conyer, Pennsylvania - Prisoners)
The Punisher fights a disfigured criminal called Jigsaw. (New York City - Punisher: War Zone)
James Bond stops Dominic Greene, leader of Quantum. (Quantum of Solace)
Danny and Wheeler have to spend 150 hours with Auggie and Ronnie. (Los Angeles, CA - Role Models)
Wracked with guilt over the innocent deaths because of the car accident, Ben Thomas decides to help seven poeple before committing suicide. (California - Seven Pounds)
Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown, which stars Tugg Speedman, is released in winter. (Tropic Thunder)
Satan's Alley, which stars Kirk Lazarus and Tobey Maguire, is released in fall. (Tropic Thunder)
The Fatties: Fart Two, starring Jeff Portnoy, is released in summer. (Tropic Thunder)
Tugg Speedman, Kik Lazarus, Jeff Portnoy, Alpa Chino, and Kevin Sandusky have problems filming Tropic Thunder when a gourp known as Flaming Dragon gets involved. (Vietnam - Tropic Thunder)
Tugg Speedman isn't able to cry while filming a scene for Tropic Thunder. The film falls one month behind schedule after an explosion happens pre-maturely. (Quang Tri Province, Vietnam - Tropic Thunder)
An assassination and kidnap attempt on US President Ashton is thwarted by Secret Service Agent Thomas Barnes. (Salamanca, Spain - Vantage Point)
Ben and Zach search for Earthchild and Thunderstorm. (Without A Paddle: Nature's Calling)
The U.S. erects a 2,000 mile long wall along the Mexican border. Politicians maintain that the structure is a necessary measure for the prevention of illegal immigration. Others contend that the wall is a last-ditch effort to contain Mexico’s growing population of mutant rebels. (American-Mexican Border - X-Men: Days of Future Past)
January: Jerry talks to Ethan on the phone for the last time. (USA - Eagle Eye)
January: Jane Ellen Goode, wife of Frank Goode, dies (Everybody's Fine)
January: Alexis finds Tank on a date. After throwing wine at him and engaging in a play argument, the two of them kiss. (Boston, Massachusetts - My Best Friend's Girl)
January: Dale Denton starts buying drugs from Saul Silver. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Tuesday 1st January: Stu Preissler spots 29 bird species, Kenny Bostick spots 31, and Brad Harris only spots 1. (The Big Year)
Tuesday 1st January: Fred spends New Years with his family and girlfriend Wanda. (Fred Claus)
Thursday 10th January: Herbert Miller is last seen in public. (Portland, Oregon - Untraceable)
Saturday 12th January: Mike McAra, ghost writer to former British Prime Minister Adam Lang, is found dead, washed up on a beach. (Martha's Vineyard - The Ghost Writer)
Tuesday 15th January: Herbert Miller bleeds to death, thanks to thousands of online viewers of the KillWithMe.com website. (Portland, Oregon - Untraceable)
Wednesday 23rd January: Former British Prime Minister Adam Lang is accused of war crimes. His ghost writer moves from a hotel to Lang's house, which is surrounded by press and protesters. (Martha's Vineyard - The Ghost Writer)
Wednesday 23rd January: FBI Agent Griffin Dowd is killed in a vat of sulphuric acid, thanks to keen viewers at the KillWithMe.com website. (Portland, Oregon - Untraceable)
Wednesday 30th January: Ismael Cruz would have retired around this time. (Haddonfield, Illinois - Halloween)
February: Corporate gets the numbers for the Shenaniganz that Dennis manages and then doesn't get his numbers for a few weeks after. (Still Waiting...)
Wednesday 13th February: Kenny Bostick and Stu Preissler spot Xantus's Hummingbird in an elderly woman's backyard, their 159th and 158th bird species spotted respectively. (Gibsons, British Columbia - The Big Year)
Thursday 14th February: Kate Forster realises Alex Wyler was the man who died in her arms; Alex, having waited 2 years, turns up at the Lake House. (Chicago - The Lake House)
Monday 18th February: Lisbeth Salander is sexually assaulted in the office of her new guardian, Nils E. Bjurman. (Stockholm, Sweden - The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest)
Monday 18th February: Daily Sentinel Submission "DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE STALLS SCHOOL INVESTIGATION" is written by Jeffrey Johnson and later rejected. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Wednesday 20th February: Brad spots his 132nd bird species, a Western Tanager. (Joshua Tree, California - The Big Year)
Thursday 21st February: Derek Frost is issued his driver's license in the "real world". (Cambry, Illinois - Source Code)
Friday 22nd February: Brad, Stu, and Kenny meet each other on Annie Auklet's ship. (Coos Bay, Oregon - The Big Year)
March: Robbie Klaven makes his dad Oswald an honorary gay. (Los Angeles, CA - I Love You, Man)
March: Nick's girlfriend Tris dumps him on his birthday. (New Jersey - Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist)
Sunday 2nd March: A date on Jack McClane's file. (A Good Day to Die Hard)
Friday 7th March: Lisbeth Salander is sexually assaulted for a second time by Nils E. Bjurman. This time at his residence and it is way more brutal than the first time. However, Lisbeth is able to capture the assault on video. (Stockholm, Sweden - The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest)
Friday 7th March: Dale visits Angie at her high school. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Friday 7th March: A date marked on Dennis' calendar. (Still Waiting...)
Saturday 8th March: Dale witnesses a murder caused by Ted Jones and Officer Carol Brazier. He and his drug dealer Saul Silver run away. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Sunday 9th March: Dale and Saul fight Red on his dead cat's birthday. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Sunday 9th March: Daylight Saving Time begins. (Still Waiting...)
Monday 10th March: Dale and Saul get in a car chase. Later, Dale, Saul, and Red fight drug lords at a pot grow house. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Tuesday 11th March: Dale, Saul, and Red eat breakfast at a restaurant. Saul's grandma drives them to the hospital. (Clark County - Pineapple Express)
Tuesday 11th March: A vicious strain of rabies spreads throughout an apartment block, including two policemen, two firemen and a news crew. The authorities pretend that the building has been fully evacuated. (Los Angeles - Quarantine)
Tuesday 11th March: A date marked on Dennis' calendar. (Still Waiting...)
Wednesday 12th March: Desmond Elden gets his Vericom picture taken. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Thursday 13th March: Dennis has a tax audit. (Still Waiting...)
Sunday 16th March: Palm Sunday (Still Waiting...)
Monday 17th March: Dennis' Shenaniganz is sold out on St. Patrick's Day. (Still Waiting...)
Thursday 20th March: Ben Campbell makes his first trip to Vegas casinos along with five fellow card-counters and his teacher Professor Micky Rosa. (Las Vegas - 21)
Thursday 20th March: Dennis tries to get Shenaniganz to make $9,000 so that he can become district manager. They only make $7,200 and he remains store manager. Regional Manager Dean Shoal comforts Dennis by telling him that he can learn from District Manager Dan's incompetence. Dennis is invited to a party with Shenaniganz employees and he spends the night having sex with Naomi. (Still Waiting...)
Friday 21st March: Ben's mom writes him a check worth $68,000. (21)
Friday 21st March: Good Friday (Still Waiting...)
Friday 21st March: Naomi wakes up in Dennis' bed. They have sex again. (Still Waiting...)
Monday 24th March: Easter Monday (Still Waiting...)
Wednesday 26th March: A court date on Dennis' calendar. (Still Waiting...)
April: Zeta House's "Spring Fever" calendar. (The House Bunny)