The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Saturday 30th May: Leticia Ortiz is believed to have died in an explosion. (Fast & Furious)
June: Gloria and Jerry Farlander move to Antwerp. (Antwerp, Belgium - Away We Go)
June: Elizabeth Halsey leaves John Adams Middle School at the end of the school year. Her fiance' breaks up with her because she was only gonna marry him for his money. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
June: Sooty Shearwater migrates north to Hawaii. (The Big Year)
June: Record company intern Aaron Green suggests to record company executive Sergio Roma that they bring Aldous Snow to the Greek Theatre for a 10th anniversary concert next month. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
June: Melissa hooks up with a bartender on a cruise. (The Hangover)
June: Law Enforcer of the Month: Jim Gloster (New York City - The Other Guys)
June: Brennan and Dale sing and drum at the Catalina Wine Mixer. (Catalina Island, CA - Step Brothers)
June: Will Colson begins working as a train conductor. (Unstoppable)
June: The son of Winnie Gecko and Jacob Moore is born. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Sunday 21st June: Birth of "Baby" Diego, the last youngest person on Earth. (Argentina - Children of Men)
Thursday 25th June: Michael Jackson has rehearsal footage of his last concert tour made into a documentary and dies before he is to perform his first show. (Los Angeles, California - This Is It)
Monday 29th June: A Wilco concert takes place at the Greek Theatre. (Berkeley, California - Funny People)
Monday 29th June: Project Extremis experiment is filmed. (Iron Man 3)
Tuesday 30th June: Sartana Rivera starts surveillance of Operation: Network. (Mexico - Machete)
July: Burt and Verona's baby daughter is born. (Away We Go)
July: George Simmons' doctor tells him that he has leukemia and that he might have only six months left to live. (Funny People)
July: The film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is released. (UK & USA - Funny People)
July: George asks Ira to write jokes for him after he sees his act. (Funny People)
July: James Taylor plays at a corporate gig for Myspace. Ira and George do stand-up comedy following his performance. (Funny People)
July: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Richard Connors (New York City - The Other Guys)
Thursday 2nd July: Kenton beats Tandy in a boxing match. (Phoenix, Arizona - Real Steel)
Friday 3rd July: The Arizona Today Sports headline: "Kenton Makes Tandy Sweat." (Arizona - Real Steel)
Saturday 4th July: Zirkonians try to invade Earth but are stopped by the Pearson family at a vacation house. (Michigan - Aliens in the Attic)
Sunday 5th July: Amy writes about her and Nick having sex in the library. (Gone Girl)
Tuesday 7th July: Padre records Michael Booth's confession at 8:23 A.M. (Mexico - Machete)
Sunday 12th July: Pierre Perrault's driver's license is issued. (Beechum, Illinois - Source Code)
Wednesday 15th July: Leo Koenig posts his Cute Cuddly Kittens video on YouTube under his username, MrLeoKoenig. (Funny People)
Wednesday 15th July: Aaron picks up Aldous Snow. (London, England - Get Him to the Greek)
Thursday 16th July: The date on a document of prints. (Cult of Chucky)
Thursday 16th July: Aldous Snow appears on The Today Show and performs "The Clap" instead of "African Child". (New York City, NY - Get Him to the Greek)
Friday 17th July: Aaron and Aldous visit Aldous' father. (Las Vegas, NV - Get Him to the Greek)
Saturday 18th July: Aaron Green brings Aldous Snow to the Greek Theatre and reconciles with his girlfriend. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
Sunday 19th July: Aaron and his girlfriend Daphne burn their bedsheets. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
Wednesday 22nd July: Senator McLaughlin murders an illegal immigrant from Mexico and it is videotaped. (Somewhere Along the Texas and Mexico Border - Machete)
Thursday 23rd July: Michael Booth offers machete $150,000 to kill Senator McLaughlin. (Mexico - Machete)
Friday 24th July: Machete is double-crossed by one of Booth's henchmen when he tries to kill McLaughlin. Machete is taken to a hospital. He is picked up by Luz and meets Sartana Rivera. He also speaks to his brother, a priest known as Padre. (Mexico - Machete)
Saturday 25th July: Justice Ball XIII Featuring DJ XM at 9:00 P.M. (Los Angeles, CA - Get Him to the Greek)
Saturday 25th July: Padre is crucified. Mexican immigrants rise up against border vigilantes. McLaughlin is killed by the border when he is mistaken for an immigrant. (Mexico - Machete)
Friday 31st July: Doug Billings, Phil Wenneck, Stuart Price, and Alan Garner go to Las Vegas for Doug's bachelor party. (Las Vegas, NV - The Hangover)
Friday 31st July: Nadine dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
August: Daisy sleeps with Mark Taylor Jackson. Leo sees Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Mark tries to get the role of Tobey Maguire's character's younger brother in a movie. (Funny People)
August: Dre Parker and his mother Sherry move to China. Mr. Han starts teaching Dre kung fu. (Beijing, China - The Karate Kid)
August: Law Enforcer of the Month: David Chambers (New York City - The Other Guys)
Saturday 1st August: Phil, Stu, and Alan wake up with hangovers and discover that Doug is missing. (Las Vegas, NV - The Hangover)
Saturday 1st August: Frank Barnes receives a 90-day notice saying that he will be fired. (Unstoppable)
Sunday 2nd August: Stu, Phil, and Alan find Doug on the roof of Caesar's Palace. (Las Vegas, NV - The Hangover)
Thursday 6th August: A type on a gravestone says that Nadine was born on this date. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Wednesday 12th August: Pedicure is scheduled. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Saturday 15th August: Mei Ying invites Dre to the Qixi Festival. (Beijing, China - The Karate Kid)
Sunday 16th August: Dre kisses Mei at the Qixi Festival. (Beijing, China - The Karate Kid)
September: Elizabeth Halsey returns to John Adams Middle School. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
September: Joel Reynolds has sex with his wife Suzie. They take a break from it afterwards. (Ohio - Extract)
September: The month that Aldous originally thought the gig at the Greek would take place. (Get Him to the Greek)
September: Mindy starts attending Dave's high school and beats up a couple of bullies. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
September: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Chuck Potter (New York City - The Other Guys)
September: In the last week of September, Will Colson threatens a cop with a gun and tells him to stay away from his wife. (Unstoppable)
Tuesday 1st September: Guitar Hero 5 is released. (North America - Couples Retreat)
Saturday 5th September: John Butch returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Monday 7th September: Howard's art show. (New York City - Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)