The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Sunday 4th March: Dodge and Penny get a ride from a trucker who hires an assassin to have himself killed. Dodge and Penny bury him and go to Friendsy's. The two of them have sex at night and later get arrested. (New Jersey - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Monday 5th March: Dodge and Penny meet with Penny's ex-boyfriend Lance Corporal James Speck. (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Tuesday 6th March: Dodge and Penny meet with Dodge's father, Frank, and bond. When Penny falls asleep, Dodge puts her in the plane which his father pilots. (Somerset, New Jersey - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Thursday 8th March: Dodge returns home and sees that Elsa is still cleaning his apartment. (New York, New York - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Saturday 10th March: Dodge watches the final CGS news broadcast, which reveals that Matilda will be arriving earlier than expected. Penny returns. (New York, New York - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Sunday 11th March: A man named Carlos M. posts a comment on the Class of '99 Reunion Facebook page. (American Reunion)
Sunday 11th March: Dodge and Penny die in bed together as the asteroid Matilda kills everyone on Earth. (New York, New York - Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Thursday 15th March: The original prediction for the end of the world. (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World)
Sunday 25th March: Jessica Jackson posts a comment on the Class of '99 Reunion Facebook page. (American Reunion)
Monday 26th March: Michael Reed posts a comment on the Class of '99 Facebook page. (American Reunion)
Thursday 29th March: Kevin Meyers posts a comment on the Class of '99 Reunion Facebook page saying that he will be there. (American Reunion)
Friday 30th March: A date on Jack McClane's file. (A Good Day to Die Hard)
April: Captain George Stacy starts a sting operation to find criminal hideouts. (New York City - The Amazing Spider-Man)
April: News is posted online about Dr. Curt Connors. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
April: Nick bumps Amy's life insurance up to $1.2 million. (Missouri - Gone Girl)
Sunday 1st April: Samantha posts a comment on the Class of '99 Reunion Facebook page asking about Todd Ellis, who replies. (American Reunion)
Thursday 5th April: Jim Levenstein tries masturbating to a porn site, but his son Evan interrupts him. Jim sees his wife Michelle using a showerhead to masturbate in the bathtub. (American Reunion)
Friday 6th April: Jim, Michelle, and Evan arrive at Jim's dad's house. Jim meets up with Kevin Meyers, Chris Ostreiker, and Paul Finch at a bar where they meet Selena Vega and bump into Steve Stifler. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Reunion)
Saturday 7th April: Kara gets drunk during her 18th birthday party at the beach and tries to have sex with Jim. Jim tries sneaking her into her house without her parents noticing. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Reunion)
Sunday 8th April: AJ sees Kara trying to sleep with Jim at Stifler's party and starts a fight that results in Finch getting arrested for stealing his boss' motorcycle. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Reunion)
Monday 9th April: Class of '99 reunion. Jessica arrives with her girlfriend. Kevin introduces Vicky Lathum to his wife Ellie. Oz ends up with Heather. Jim and Michelle have sex in a room full of instruments, where they are seen by Nadia and her boyfriend. Finch ends up with Selena. Stifler sets up divorced Chuck Sherman with Loni Lipstein and has sex with Finch's mom Rachel while John and Justin shout "MILF!" (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Reunion)
Monday 9th April: An article titled "Joey Cassidy Named as Consultant for Top Security Firm" is published. (Brooklyn, NY - Man on a Ledge)
Tuesday 10th April: Jim resolves the issues between him and Kara and hangs out with his friends at Dog Years. Stifler's mom gives Jim's dad a blowjob at a movie theater. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Reunion)
Saturday 21st April: Maximilien Dion's driver's license expires. (Iowa - Source Code)
May: Morton Schmidt and Greg Jenko, new members of a revised specialty division at 21 Jump Street, go undercover at Sagan High School and make their first arrest on prom night following the deaths of DEA members Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall, who used to work at 21 Jump Street. (21 Jump Street)
May: Peter Parker discovers his father's papers and learns that he worked with Dr. Curt Connors. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
May: After Victor "Vector" Perkins steals an Egyptian pyramid, supervillain Gru comes up with a plan to steal the Moon and adopts three orphaned girls. (Despicable Me)
May: Lou Dorchen appears on a magazine. (Hot Tub Time Machine 2)
Wednesday 2nd May: A date marked on a calendar in the Parker kitchen. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Saturday 5th May: Gru presents to his minions his idea to steal the moon. (Despicable Me)
Wednesday 9th May: A date marked on a calendar in the Parker kitchen. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Friday 11th May: A date marked on a calendar in the Parker kitchen. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Saturday 12th May: Gru is denied a loan from the bank. (Despicable Me)
Sunday 13th May: Gru adopts Agnes, Edith, and Margo to help him get into Vector's house. (Despicable Me)
Monday 14th May: A date marked on a calendar in the Parker kitchen. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Monday 14th May: Gru steals Vector's shrink ray and takes Agnes, Edith, and Margo to an amusement park. (Despicable Me)
Tuesday 15th May: The police discover Charlie Sheen's corpse and arrest Lindsay Lohan. (Scary Movie 5)
Saturday 19th May: One week before the Swan Lake recital. (Despicable Me)
Wednesday 23rd May: Charlie Sheen's corpse stops partying. (Scary Movie 5)
Thursday 24th May: Tania's birthday. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Saturday 26th May: Gru shrinks the Moon and misses the Swan Lake recital but saves Margo, Edith, and Agnes from Vector. (Despicable Me)
Monday 28th May: A date marked on a calendar in the Parker kitchen. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
June: Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider at Oscorp. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
June: During the circus' tour of America, the animals decide that they do not want to stay at the Central Park Zoo and join the circus permanently. Dubois and her men are shipped to Madagascar. (New York City, New York - Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted)
June: John Bennett and Lori Collins celebrate their 4th anniversary. (Boston, Massachusetts - Ted)
June: Verna Sawyer-Carson gets sick. She shows her grandson Jedediah "Jed" Sawyer, also known as Leatherface, to her lawyer, Farnsworth. (Newt, Texas - Texas Chainsaw 3D)
June: Duncan reluctantly goes on summer vacation to a beach house his mother Pam, her boyfriend Trent and Trent's daughter Steph. He gets a job at Water Wizz. (Cape Cod, Massachusetts - The Way Way Back)
Thursday 28th June: Alex Hopper tells Sam Shane that he will tells her father that he wants to marry her. (Hawaii - Battleship)
Friday 29th June: Aliens land during RIMPAC. (Hawaii - Battleship)
Saturday 30th June: The aliens are defeated. (Hawaii - Battleship)
July: Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy promote their new hit novel Paul at Comic-Con. (San Diego, CA - Paul)
July: Duncan passes Owen on the waterslide. (Cape Cod, Massachusetts - The Way Way Back)
Sunday 1st July: John Bennett tries winning back Lori Collins at a Norah Jones concert. (Boston, Massachusetts - Ted)
Tuesday 3rd July: Amy writes about her pregnancy. (Missouri - Gone Girl)
Wednesday 4th July: Duncan sees Trent kissing Joan. Susanna hangs out with Duncan. (Cape Cod, Massachusetts - The Way Way Back)
Thursday 5th July: Amy Dunne disappears. (Gone Girl)
Friday 6th July: Nick Dunne holds a press conference concerning the disappearance of his wife Anne. (Gone Girl)
Saturday 7th July: Shawna Kelly takes a picture of herself with Nick Dunne. This photo gains media attention. (Gone Girl)
Sunday 8th July: Nick Dunne holds a press conference concerning the disappearance of his wife Anne. (Gone Girl)
Sunday 8th July: Andie Fitzgerald leaves after having sex with Nick, whose sister Margo confronts him about the affair. That night, a vigil and press conference are held. (Missouri - Gone Girl)