The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Sunday 8th September: On Mitch Robbins's 39th birthday, his friends Phil Berquist and Ed Furillo propose a cattle drive. (New York City, New York - City Slickers)
Wednesday 11th September: Jeffrey Lebowski writes a cheque for 69 cents to pay for some milk at Ralph's Supermarket. (Los Angeles - The Big Lebowski)
Tuesday 24th September: Michael Archer is murdered by Castor Troy. (Los Angeles, California - Face/Off)
October: Dr. Samuel Loomis starts talking to Michael Myers by this time. (Smith's Grove, Illinois - Halloween)
October: Deloris Van Cartier witnesses mob boss Vince La Rocca kill someone, and she is hidden in a convent as Sister Mary Clarence. (Reno, Nevada and San Francisco California - Sister Act)
Wednesday 30th October: The so-called "perfect storm" hits the North Atlantic producing remarkably large waves along the New England and Canadian coasts. (The Perfect Storm)
Thursday 31st October: Harry Potter and Ron Weasley save Hermione Granger from a troll in the girl's bathroom. (Hogwarts - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
November: Future-Sheriff Wynan marries Ellen. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Sunday 3rd November: Newcomer Warren Hubley is murdered. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Tuesday 5th November: Newcomer Cecil Porter and Detective Bill Tuggle are shot to death by newcomers. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Wednesday 6th November: Detective Matthew Sykes is paired with newcomer Detective Sam "George" Francisco to investigate the murders of Hubley and Porter. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Thursday 7th November: Francisco and Sykes continue their investigation. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Friday 8th November: Joshua Strader dies. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Saturday 9th November: Francisco and Sykes defeat William Harcourt, who dies. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Sunday 10th November: Matthew Sykes' daughter Kristen gets married. (Los Angeles, California - Alien Nation)
Thursday 14th November: Brian Spilner commits seat belt violation. (2 Fast 2 Furious)
December: Football player Scott Wood misses a game-winning goal and Billy Brown goes to jail after placing a bet. (Buffalo, New York - Buffalo '66)
December: Michael Myers kills a nurse. (Smith's Grove, Illinois - Halloween)
Tuesday 17th December: Billionaire Howard Stark, father of Tony Stark, dies. (USA - Iron Man)
Wednesday 18th December: Chris “Alex” McCandless reunites with Jan and Rainey, two tramps he had met over a year prior. (Slab City, California - Into the Wild)
Thursday 19th December: Chris “Alex” McCandless meets Tracy Tatro. (Slab City, California - Into the Wild)
Tuesday 24th December: Billy disfigures Agnes and kills his mother and her new husband. He makes cookies out of his mother's flesh. (Black Christmas)
Wednesday 25th December: Billy Lenz is sent to a mental asylum. (Black Christmas)
Wednesday 25th December: Harry Potter receives his father's Invisibility Cloak as a Christmas present. (Hogwarts - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone)
Wednesday 25th December: Mikhail Gorbachev announces that the Cold War is over and Yuri is elated, because now he can ransack the weapons of the former Soviet Union to sell overseas. (Manhattan, New York City - Lord of War)
Jacob Sterling brings home a possessed clock from Amityville. (Burlwood, CA - Amityville 1992: It's About Time)
Detective Nick Curran investigates a murder in which the victim is killed exactly as described in the novel "Love Hurts" by Catherine Trammell. (San Francisco, Ca. - Basic Instinct)
Despite growing up poor and in a rough neighborhood, Tre Styles goes to college and makes something of his life. (Los Angeles - Boyz n the Hood)
Brassed Off. (Brassed Off)
Buffy, the vampire slayer, defeats vampire king Lothos. (Los Angeles, California - Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Helen Lyle encounters the Candyman. (Chicago, Illinois - Candyman)
The original negative of "Alfred Packer: The Musical" is rediscovered. (Cannibal! The Musical)
Ronald Tyler is born. (Child's Play 3)
Cateleya Restrepo's parents Fabio and Alicia are gunned down by drug dealers in Bogota, Columbia. Cateleya goes to Chicago to live with her uncle, Emilio. (Colombiana)
Dark Blue. (Dark Blue)
President Bill Mitchell goes into a coma during a tryst; Bob Alexander arranges for Dave Kovik, who looks like the president, to impersonate him. (Dave)
William Hayes comes to New York to begin work in the Clinton presidential campaign. (New York - Definitely, Maybe)
Ricky Lapinski is born. (New York City, New York - Double Whammy)
Godzilla fights King Ghidorah and destroys Tokyo. (Tokyo - Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah)
Brent Gage becomes a memebr of the Frequent Sleepers Club. (Hacienda Courts - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard)
Deborah Myers commits suicide. (Haddonfield, Illinois - Halloween)
A reward for Hannibal's capture and arrest is warrented. (Hannibal)
Ben is born. (New Orleans, Louisiana - Hatchet)
Jacob Kell destroys Connor MacLeod's apartment, killing Connor's friend Rachel and causing Connor to retreat into The Sanctuary. (New York - Highlander: Endgame)
Andi is born. (Hotel for Dogs)
Peaceful Oasis is opened. (The Incredible Burt Wonderstone)
Neha Patel, Stuart Twombly, and Yo-Yo Santos are born. (The Internship)
Jack Starks dies. (The Jacket)
Danny Maccabee, now a plastic surgeon, picks up a UCLA girl at a bar. (Los Angeles, California - Just Go with It)
Lethal Weapon 3. (Lethal Weapon 3)
An unconscious CIA agent, Charli Baltimore, washes ashore after being left for dead by Timothy & One-eyed Jack; she would wake two months later, pregnant & having no clue who she is. (New Jersey coast - The Long Kiss Goodnight)
Ian Malcolm stops Ingen from taking dinosaurs for another Jurassic park in San Diego. (Isla Surna (Site B) - The Lost World: Jurassic Park)
Strickler's disease first diagnosed. (New York - Mimic)
Liu Kang defeats Goro and Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat and saves Earthrealm, for now. (outworld - Mortal Kombat)
Marjane marries Reza. (Teheran, Iran - Persepolis)
Joseph Keenan becomes an ATF agent. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Arthur Gray is born. (RoboCop)
Edward Alcorn is born. (RoboCop)
James Carter goes on vacation. (Rush Hour)
A day-dreaming kid named Barry teams up with Chuck Norris and wins the karate tournament. (Texas - Sidekicks)