The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Monday 30th October: Jamie Lloyd gives birth to a baby boy. Michael Myers starts pursuing the newborn. (Haddonfield, Illinois - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers)
Tuesday 31st October: Two-Face and the Riddler invade Wayne Manor and kidnap Dr Chase Meridian, laying waste to the Batcave in the process. Batman pairs with his new partner, Robin, to save her. (Gotham City, USA - Batman Forever)
Tuesday 31st October: Tommy Doyle helps Kara Strode and her children protect the now deceased Jamie Lloyd's baby boy Stephen from Michael Myers. (Haddonfield, Illinois - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers)
November: Andy's mom's license plate expires. (Toy Story)
Sunday 5th November: Bridget Jones falls down a fireman's pole onto a camera. (Lewisham, London - Bridget Jones's Diary)
Thursday 9th November: 138lb, cigarettes 3... Bridget Jones's 33rd birthday, plus someone else's in a restaurant, disturbed by a fight between Mark Darcy and Daniel Cleaver. (Bridget Jones's Diary)
Thursday 16th November: President Andrew Shepherd and Sydney Ellen Wade attend a State Dinner together. (Washington D.C. - The American President)
Friday 17th November: President Andrew Shepherd tries to have flowers sent to Sydney. He can't as he has no credit card. He ends up sending her a Virginia ham instead. (White House, Washington D.C. - The American President)
Saturday 18th November: Sydney has dinner with President Andrew Shepherd and his daughter Lucy. After dinner, the president and Sydney share a kiss. (White House, Washington D.C. - The American President)
Sunday 19th November: During a Press Conference, two news reporters ask President Andrew Shepherd about his relationship with Sydney Wade. The president answers that they just had dinner. Later that night, Sydney decides to visit the White House to tell Andrew Shepherd that they should stop seeing each other. They end up making love. (The White House, Washington D.C. - The American President)
Monday 20th November: The press finds out that Sydney spent the night at the White House. (The White House, Washington D.C. - The American President)
December: Ollie takes Gertrude to meet his father and asks her to marry him. (Highlands, New Jersey - Jersey Girl)
December: Borgasm: The Movie premiers. (Mallrats)
Tuesday 5th December: Novalee Nation's daughter Americus is kidnapped. (Sequoia, OK - Where The Heart Is)
Sunday 17th December: Lyla Novachek gives birth to a boy, it is immediately put up for adoption by her father. (August Rush)
Friday 22nd December: Mr Newman of the Complex Corporation gets his girlfriend drunk and then pays a kid from the mail room to sleep with her. (Dogma)
Saturday 23rd December: Dissolution of Marringe Agreement is written to Mr. Street. (Cast Away)
Saturday 23rd December: Mr Newman of the Complex Corporation breaks up with his girlfriend when she confesses to sleeping with the mail-room guy that he'd set up for her. (Dogma)
Sunday 24th December: Christmas party at the White House. (The White House, Washington D.C. - The American President)
Sunday 24th December: Andy receives a puppy named Buster. His baby sister Molly receives a Mrs. Potato Head. (Toy Story)
Monday 25th December: 140lb+2 mince pies... Bridget Jones's parents reunite; Mark Darcy announces his engagement to Natasha Glenville. (Bridget Jones's Diary)
Monday 25th December: Chuck Noland's FedEx cargo plane crashes, stranding him on an island for four years. (South Pacific Ocean - Cast Away)
In fourth grade, Morton Schmidt joins a soccer team and later gets a metal of participation. (21 Jump Street)
David Norris graduates from college. (The Adjustment Bureau)
Griff Tannen born. (Back to the Future Part II)
Bevis and Butt-head Do America (America - Beavis and Butthead Do America)
Alison Gardner begins working where Elliot Richards works. (San Francisco, CA - Bedazzled)
Behind Enemy Lines. (Behind Enemy Lines)
Marie Helena Kreutz has a phone in her name for three months. (Belgium - The Bourne Identity)
Air Force pilot Vic Deakins, plots to steal several nuclear bombs, Riley Hale tries to stop him. (Utah, United States - Broken Arrow)
Mass-murderer Simon Phoenix is captured by John Spartan, and both are cryogenically frozen when hostages die in the capture. (Demolition Man)
Jackie dies. (The Departed)
While in high school, Ira Wright Wiener creates his email address (Los Angeles, California - Funny People)
James Bond stops the Janus crime syndicate. (Goldeneye)
Matt Kowalski returns from space after six weeks and finds out that his wife drove off with a lawyer in the '74 GTO. Matt decides that he will go to Tijuana. (Texas - Gravity)
Martin Blank attends his high-school reunion, is reunited with Debi Newberry, and foils his own murder for not joining an assassin's union. (Grosse Pointe Blank)
John Merchant, Descendant of the orginal maker of the puzzle box creates a method to defeat the cenobites; Angelique summons the cenobites in the hope of creating a more substantial portal to Hell. (Los Angeles - Hellraiser: Bloodline)
The ozone layer is destroyed, a protection shield is installed; Connor MacLeod's wife Brenda dies of skin cancer. (World - Highlander II: The Quickening)
Shelley Darlington uses erythromycin, which she is allergic to. It makes her skin itch and glow. (The House Bunny)
Damon Macready is sent to prison when Frank D'Amico frames him for a crime. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
Fletcher Reid cannot lie for 24 hours, because of his son Max's birthday wish. (Liar Liar)
Yann Martel interviews Piscine Molitor "Pi" Patel. (Pondicherry, India - Life of Pi)
Jamie Randall starts selling pharmaceuticals and falls in love with Maggie Murdock, who has Parkinson's disease. (Love and Other Drugs)
Greg Gaines is born. (Pittsburgh, PA - Me and Earl and the Dying Girl)
Victor Melling, noted coach of Miss United States pageant contestants, clashes with his client and loses any future clients. (Miss Congeniality)
Ethan Hunt is framed as an IMF mole who killed his team. (Mission: Impossible)
Kim's daughter Hailey is born. (New York City - New Year's Eve)
Kris begins first grade. (Springwood, Ohio - A Nightmare on Elm Street)
The Gordy's Home! sitcom airs on television in the fall (Nope)
Christinith waits for Allen for 4 hours at Tower Records. (New York City - The Other Guys)
Boys who later attend Thomas Kubs' party as freshmen are born. (North Pasadena, California - Project X)
Airline mogul Tom Mullen refuses to pay ransom on his son's kidnap. (Ransom)
Gayle Sweeney is an alcoholic doing cocaine. (New York City, NY - Role Models)
Jeff and Lynn's daughter, Corbett, is born. (Saw III)
Todd born and immediately selected to be trained as a soldier. (Soldier)
Genetic superman Khan Noonien Singh and a group of his genetically-engineered followers leave Earth in SS Botany Bay. (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
Seth and Evan meet each other and become best friends. (Superbad)
Molly, daughter of Larissa and Ernest "Bud" Johnson, is born. (Texico, New Mexico - Swing Vote)
Ex-Titanic passenger Rose DeWitt Bukater, known for decades as Rose Dawson and, by her married name, Rose Calvert, dies on a ship in the north Atlantic. (Titanic)
Renton and friends enjoy and endure the highs and lows of crime, heroin and bedsits. (Scotland - Trainspotting)