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Friday 2nd January: Kyle Gatehouse's driver's license is issued. (Weston Falls, Illinois - Source Code)
Thursday 15th January: Chesley Sullenberger lands US Airways Flight 1549. (Hudson River - Friends with Benefits)
Tuesday 20th January: Jerry's dad writes him a check. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Friday 23rd January: Ethan Shaw dies in a car crash. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Saturday 24th January: Jerry Shaw receives a phone call, telling him that his twin brother Ethan has died in an auto accident. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Sunday 25th January: Jerry Shaw comes home to his small rented room to find that it's full of illegal weapons and chemicals. He receives a mysterious phone call telling him to flee the scene. Less than a minute later, the FBI break into his place and arrest him. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Sunday 25th January: William Sean Carmichael's passport is issued. (Ottawa, Canada - Unknown)
Monday 26th January: Jerry Shaw and Rachel Holloman arrive at Indianapolis. They steal a silver brief case, get on a Japanese tour bus en route to the airport. There, they manage to evade the police and sneak onto a military aircraft. After a short flight, the plane lands at the Pentagon. (Indianapolis and D.C. - Eagle Eye)
Tuesday 27th January: Fredericka S. Freund dies. (Drag Me To Hell)
February: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: George Allison (New York City - The Other Guys)
February: Zack Brown and Miri Linky finally get together. (Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
Saturday 7th February: SDF-1 Macross launch ceremony; outbreak of Space War I. (South Ataria Island, Pacific Ocean - Macross in Clash of the Bionoids)
Thursday 12th February: Julie Bougie Boyer's driver's license is issued. (Brichwood Valley, Illinois - Source Code)
Monday 16th February: Julie Cartwright dies. (Drag Me To Hell)
Wednesday 18th February: Sylvia Ganush curses Christine Brown after she refuses to help her keep her home. Ganush later dies of heart failure. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Thursday 19th February: Christine kills her cat and tries offering it as a sacrifice. Dinner with Clay's parents is a disaster. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Friday 20th February: Shaun San Dena dies while banishing the Lamia from the seance. Rham Jas seals the cursed button in an envelope and tells Christine to get rid of the curse by giving the button to someone else as a gift. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Saturday 21st February: Christine goes to Ganush's grave and puts an envelope in her mouth. Christine's boss, Jim Jacks, leaves her a message saying that he found out Stu Rubin stole Christine's work and was fired. Before Christine and Clay are able to take a train to Clay's parents' cabin in Santa Barbara, where Clay planned to propose to her, Clay reveals that he has the envelope containing the cursed button. Christine falls onto the tracks and is dragged to Hell. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
Saturday 21st February: Monitored from its command center in Beijing, China, the ESD Moonbase opens as Director David Levinson presides over the ribbon cutting ceremony. Designed with both offensive and defensive weapons capabilities, the Moonbase is the first of several planetary bases designed to monitor our solar system for potential alien threats. (Independence Day: Resurgence)
Monday 23rd February: The date that Jim Jacks would have promoted Christine Brown to assistant manager. (Los Angeles, California - Drag Me To Hell)
March: Verona and Burt have sex. (Away We Go)
March: A guy with a history of mental illness wears a superhero costume and jumps off a building, dying as he falls onto a car. (New York City, NY - Kick-Ass)
March: A newspaper article contains lottery tips. (New York City - The Other Guys)
March: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Mark Pollard (New York City - The Other Guys)
Saturday 14th March: Dren kills a cat. Elsa cuts off her stinger. (Splice)
Sunday 15th March: Clive has sex with Dren. Dren later becomes male, kills Barlow, Gavin, and Clive, and rapes Elsa, possibly impregnating her in the process. (Splice)
Saturday 28th March: Richard Phillips and his wife Andrea have a conversation about work. (Underhill, Vermont - Captain Phillips)
April: Burt and Verona move to Verona's old family home. (Away We Go)
April: Burt and Verona visit Burt's brother Courtney, whose wife left him. (Miami, Florida - Away We Go)
April: Burt and Verona visit LN and her family. (Madison, Wisconsin - Away We Go)
April: Burt and Verona visit their old college friends Munch and Tom Garrett. (Montreal, Quebec - Away We Go)
April: Burt and Verona visit Verona's sister Grace. (Tucson, Arizona - Away We Go)
April: Burt and Verona visit Verona's old boss Lily and her family. (Phoenix, Arizona - Away We Go)
April: Burt's parents announce that they're moving to Antwerp. Burt and Verona decide to travel to different places until they find a home to raise their daughter. (Away We Go)
April: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Jerry DeTitta (New York City - The Other Guys)
Wednesday 1st April: A date in Richard Phillips' email inbox. (Captain Phillips)
Thursday 2nd April: A date in Richard Phillips' email inbox. (Captain Phillips)
Tuesday 7th April: A piracy warning is issued. (Captain Phillips)
Wednesday 8th April: The destroyer USS Bainbridge and the frigate USS Halyburton are dispatched to in response to the hostage situation (Gulf of Aden - Captain Phillips)
Thursday 9th April: A standoff begins between the Bainbridge and the pirates in the Maersk Alabama's lifeboat (Gulf of Aden - Captain Phillips)
Friday 10th April: Hostage crisis continues. (Gulf of Aden - Captain Phillips)
Saturday 11th April: Maersk Alabama arrives. (Mombasa, Kenya - Captain Phillips)
Sunday 12th April: Navy marksmen from DEVGRU open fire and kill the three pirates on the lifeboat, and Phillips is rescued in good condition.[ (Mombasa, Kenya - Captain Phillips)
Sunday 12th April: People reflect on the events that took place in Washington D.C. (USA - Eagle Eye)
Monday 13th April: Rachael Anne Carmichael's passport is issued. (Ottawa, Canada - Unknown)
Wednesday 15th April: A toxic gas is released in rural Texas turning its citizens into flesh eating zombies. (Texas - Planet Terror)
Friday 17th April: Richard Phillips reunites with his family. (Underhill, Vermont - Captain Phillips)
Friday 17th April: Corry Tibbits' driver's license is issued. (Palmersfield, Illinois - Source Code)
Tuesday 21st April: Maximilien Dion's driver's license is issued. (Dilwood Galesboro, Iowa - Source Code)
Saturday 25th April: Baltimore Ravens pick Michael Oher in the 2009 NFL Draft. (New York City - The Blind Side)
Monday 27th April: Rob and Beth go to Coney Island, as the satellite "Chimpanz III" crashes into the Atlantic Ocean. (New York - Manhattan - Cloverfield)
May: Traffic Enforcer of the Month: Leo Holder (New York City - The Other Guys)
Tuesday 12th May: Derek Frost driver's license is issued. (Northfield, Illinois - Source Code)
Friday 15th May: Ofc. Eddie Dugan marks off this day on his calender to signify that he has 7 days left of a 22 year career as a police officer. (Brooklyn, New York - Brooklyn's Finest)
Friday 22nd May: All hell breaks loose in the city of Brooklyn. Ofc. Eddie Dugan retires then decides to give a damn by coming to the rescue of three kidnapped girls. Undercover officer Clarence "Tango" Butler decides to get revenge on the shooting death of his friend "Caz", and ofc. Sal Procida decides to go on a shooting rampage of a drug stash house to rob money to pay for a new house for his family. (Brooklyn, New York - Brooklyn's Finest)
Friday 22nd May: On the day of Rob's party, a beast attacks New York. (New York - Manhattan - Cloverfield)
Thursday 28th May: Michael Oher's driver's license is expires. (The Blind Side)
Friday 29th May: Regional Bureau Report says, "Euclid Street Probe Yields Major Drug Bust". (Super)
Saturday 30th May: Leticia Ortiz is believed to have died in an explosion. (Fast & Furious)
June: Gloria and Jerry Farlander move to Antwerp. (Antwerp, Belgium - Away We Go)