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Monday 9th August: MNU officers begin to issue eviction notices to the aliens in District 9. (Johannesburg, South Africa - District 9)
Tuesday 10th August: MNU Officer Wikus Van De Merwe is hospitalised after falling victim to a contaminating liquid from an alien canister. (Johannesburg, South Africa - District 9)
Wednesday 11th August: Wikus Van De Merwe escapes from MNU Headquarters. (Johannesburg, South Africa - District 9)
Thursday 12th August: Wikus Van De Merwe hides himself in District 9. (Johannesburg, South Africa - District 9)
Friday 13th August: Wikus Van De Merwe and the alien Christopher Johnson fight their way into and out of MNU to retrieve an alien canister. (Johannesburg, South Africa - District 9)
Friday 27th August: A robbery goes awry and the gang barely escapes. (North End, Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
September: David Norris gets a lead in the senate race. (New York - The Adjustment Bureau)
September: Rob Shearson humps a peanut-butter sandwich and is licked by his dog Frizzy. His younger brother Cody records it on his cell phone and forwards it. After accidentally starting a fire, Rob discovers The Bible in the East Great Falls High School library. Monique gives Rob oral sex and dies from a heart attack. (American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
September: Elizabeth Halsey returns to John Adams Middle School as a guidance counselor. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
September: The Pfofsten convention takes place. (Maui, Hawaii - Little Fockers)
September: Macgruber forms a team and searches for Cunth. (MacGruber)
September: Mike Pomeroy's contract could have been terminated if he did not appear on the air again by this time. (New York City - Morning Glory)
September: A robbery goes wrong and Doug MacRay escapes. He plans to live in Tangerine, Florida. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Friday 10th September: Data on the incident involving Wikus is found on the computer system. (Johannesburg, South Africa - District 9)
Saturday 11th September: Charles "Chuck" Logan driver's license expires. (Seattle, Washington - Good Luck Chuck)
Sunday 19th September: Macgruber has sex with Vicki and then with Casey's ghost. (MacGruber)
Monday 20th September: Macgruber foils Cunth's plan and saves the world. (MacGruber)
Thursday 23rd September: Amy writes about her and Nick moving to Missouri since Nick's mother has breast cancer. (Missouri - Gone Girl)
Thursday 30th September: Britt Reid parties all night and shows some cars to a woman. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
October: David shows Elise what the Adjustment Bureau does. The Chairman revises the plan, and David and Elise end up together. (New York City - The Adjustment Bureau)
October: Rob, Nathan, Lube, and Noah reconstruct the book by contacting people who wrote in it, including Bret Michaels. During a ski trip, Scott Stifler gets raped by a moose. Nathan has sex with Dana. Rob has sex with Heidi. Lube has sex with Amy. Lube, Nathan, and Rob return the book to the library. Rob sees Cody using a vacuum for masturbation and posts a video of it on YouTube. (American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
October: Kylie Sven Opossum's titanium card expires. (Fantastic Mr. Fox)
October: Rachel and Darcy bump into each other. Rachel says that she misses Darcy. Darcy assures her that she is happy. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
October: A license plate expires. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Friday 1st October: James Reid finds his son Britt sleeping with a woman. Daily Sentinel headline: City Under Siege (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Saturday 2nd October: Daily Sentinel headline: James Reid id Dead ar 62. Publishing giant dead from allergic reaction to bee sting. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Thursday 7th October: Britt Reid parties all night and brings a woman to his father's garage full of cars. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Friday 8th October: James Reid finds his son Britt sleeping with a woman. The Daily Sentinel headline: "City Under Siege. EXPLOSIONS, SHOOTINGS ROCK CITY NIGHT." The newspaper also covers a story on Britt's partying the previous night. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Saturday 9th October: Daily Sentinel headline: "James Reid is Dead at 62. Publishing giant dead from allergic reaction to bee sting." (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Friday 15th October: John Carlyle is born. (Elysium)
Friday 15th October: Daily Sentinel headline: "GREEN HORNET TAKING OVER LA'S UNDERWORLD!" (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Monday 18th October: Britt Reid fires his father's employees, including Kato. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Tuesday 19th October: Britt Reid takes the head off of a statue of his father and defeats criminals with the help of Kato. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Wednesday 20th October: Britt Reid suggests publishing an article about the events of the previous night. His name for his alter-ego, "The Green Bee", is rejected by his staff. Kato's suggestion, "The Green Hornet," is praised. The result is The Daily Sentinel article, "WHO IS THE GREEN HORNET?" (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Thursday 21st October: Editor Maike Axford warns Britt to be careful. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Thursday 21st October: Britt and Kato prepare for their vigilantism. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Friday 22nd October: Daily Sentinel headline: "GREEN HORNET TAKING OVER LA'S UNDERWORLD!" (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Friday 22nd October: Britt and Kato continue preparing for their vigilantism. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Saturday 23rd October: The Daily Sentinel publishes an article detailing The Green Hornet's busts. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Saturday 23rd October: The Green Hornet and Kato beat up drug dealers working for Chudnofsky. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 24th October: Daily Sentinel article details The Green Hornet's busts. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Friday 29th October: Daily Sentinel headline: "Hornet Starting A Gang War!" (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 31st October: Kato gives Britt a gas gun. Britt accidentally shoots himself with it and goes into a coma. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 31st October: ATF News Release from the Western Division Field Office says, "WESTERN DIVISION ARSON TASK FORCE RELEASES PHOTOS. SUSPECTS WANTED FOR QUESTIONING." (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
November: Three high school boys named Travis, Billy Ray, and Jared answer an online ad from a woman seeking wild sex and soon find themselves in the hands of some dangerous religious zealots of Pastor Abin Cooper's Five Points Trinity Church. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
November: By this time, Katherine Mee has put a total of $84,000 in the bank account. (Los Angeles, California - We Bought a Zoo)
Monday 1st November: The day Britt initially believed he awoke on. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Thursday 4th November: Britt believed this was the Thursday he awoke on. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Thursday 11th November: Britt wakes up from his coma. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Friday 12th November: El Caballero vs. El Demonio de la Noche. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man)
Friday 12th November: Kato has a drink with Lenore. Chudnofsky e-mails the Green Hornet and schedules a meeting for tomorrow. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Saturday 13th November: Chudnovsky puts a $1 million bounty on The Green Hornet. This leads to the deaths of people wearing green clothes. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 14th November: Daily Sentinel headline: "GREEN HORNET TO BLAME. Seven bodies dressed in green found in dumpsters." (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Monday 15th November: Britt rehires Lenore and she stops him from kissing her. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Tuesday 16th November: Chudnofsky hires The Green Hornet to kill Britt Reid. Britt Reid fails to record a conversation with DA Frank Scanlon. He and Kato go to the Daily Sentinel building and fight thugs. Chudnofsky and Scanlon die. Britt, who has a bullet wound, and Kato escape with ejector seats and go to Lenore's house. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Wednesday 17th November: Britt Reid has a press conference and pretends to be shot by a disguised Kato. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
December: The Black Beauty's license plate with the license plate number UWE 506 expires. (Los Angeles, California - The Green Hornet)
Sunday 5th December: Jack picks up his twin sister Jill from the airport. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Monday 6th December: Jill runs into the forest after having dinner with Jack's family and the homeless man Otto. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)
Tuesday 7th December: Jill is knocked out when she spins a wheel. (Los Angeles, California - Jack and Jill)