The Movie Timeline - be obsessive, be very obsessive
Jacobim Mugatu brainwashes male model Derek Zoolander into assassinating the Prime Minister of Malaysia to stop him from abolishing child labor; Zoolander escapes with the help of Hansel and Matilda Jeffries, while his agent Maury Ballstein exposes a 200-year conspiracy of fashion designers forcing male models to assassinate world leaders. (Zoolander)
Friday 12th January: A date in Tim's inbox. (Dinner for Schmucks)
Friday 26th January: Alice, a website designer, meets Adam, a celebrity mountaineer, and within minutes as eloped with him. (London - Killing Me Softly)
February: Sonny Koufax's surprise birthday party at Hooter's, where Vanessa works. (Manhattan, New York - Big Daddy)
Monday 5th February: Guardian reporter Joanna Noble receives an anonymous letter incriminating Adam Tallis, the celebrity mountaineer. (London - Killing Me Softly)
Friday 9th February: Robert dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
Saturday 17th February: Jason Wilson's driver's license is issued. (Wickliffe, Ohio - Accepted)
Thursday 1st March: John Edward Gammell driver's license expires. (San Francisco, California - Memento)
Friday 2nd March: The date on the sticker of David Aames' car. (New York City, New York - Vanilla Sky)
Thursday 5th April: New York Times headlines include "With U.S. Training, Colombia Melds War on Rebels and Drugs" and "AS U.N. ORGANIZES, REBELS ARE TAKING CHARGE OF KOSOYO". (Marley & Me)
Thursday 12th April: A monolith is found on Jupiter. (2001: A Space Odyssey)
Wednesday 18th April: Jason Bourne's passport expires. (The Bourne Identity)
Monday 7th May: Swimming website is updated. (Swimfan)
Wednesday 23rd May: Eric Kirby and Ben Hildenrand go parasailing on Isla Sorna. After they crash-land on the island, Ben is killed by raptors, leaving Eric to eek out a meager existence on his own for the next 8 weeks. (Isla Sorna, Costa Rica - Jurassic Park III)
Thursday 24th May: The date on a sheet containing fingerprints. (St. Charles - Taking Lives)
Saturday 26th May: Macgruber's passport is issued. (MacGruber)
June: Cover of this month's issue of SCIENCE DISCOVERIES reads: STALLYNS USE WORLD NUCLEAR ARSENAL TO FUEL AMPLIFIERS (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Friday 1st June: New Stallyns' Album #1 (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Friday 1st June: London Daily Sentinel Headline: Wyld Stallyns to play Wembley Stadium (Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey)
Friday 1st June: The Ultimate Guide to Surfing by Jay Moriarty is published. (Chasing Mavericks)
Friday 1st June: Leticia Musgrove visits her husband on Death Row at the Georgia State Penitentary. (Atlanta, Georgia - Monster's Ball)
Friday 1st June: A newspaper article titled "HITHHIKER REMAINS FOUND ROUTE 9" is published. (Offspring)
Friday 1st June: Jack Freeman is born. (Detroit, Michigan - RoboCop)
Friday 1st June: Jack Freeman is born. (Pittsburg, Pennsylvania - RoboCop)
Saturday 16th June: The Mountain Herald headline: "Local Girl Missing." (West Virginia - Wrong Turn)
Saturday 30th June: A coupon at a massage parlor expires. (New York - Final Destination 5)
July: Michael Moore and survivors of the Columbine massacre convince Kmart to withdraw sales of handgun bullets . (Atlanta - Bowling for Columbine)
July: Nicholas Angel gets a commendation for his outstanding achievement on Operation Takedown. (London, England - Hot Fuzz)
Wednesday 4th July: Henry A. Bellinger sets his house on fire. (Los Angeles, California - I See You)
Friday 10th August: A large group of aliens continue to hold out in the African Congo - the lone survivors of a crashed City Destroyer. The ESD repeatedly offers their support and assistance to the local government, but is met with aggressive refusal. (Congo - Independence Day: Resurgence)
Saturday 11th August: The wedding of Amy Ellis to Edward Fletcher-Wooten. (The Wedding Date)
Saturday 18th August: Karl Watkins lures little Courtney Rettison to his car. (Hellraiser: Judgment)
Saturday 25th August: John Chambers dies. (Woodland Hills, California - Argo)
September: James Bond infiltrates a military base, where Colonel Tan-Sun Moon is illegally trading African conflict diamonds for weaponry. After Moon's assistant Zao discovers Bond is a British agent, the colonel attempts to escape in a hovercraft. Bond distracts the soldiers with an explosion, which disfigures Zao's face with diamonds, and takes to another hovercraft to give chase. During the duel with Bond, Moon's hovercraft plunges down a waterfall, apparently killing Moon. Bond is captured by North Korean soldiers and imprisoned by the Colonel (North Korea - Die Another Day)
September: Clarice Starling's license registration plate expires. (Virginia - Hannibal)
September: Janis has shorter hair when high school starts. (Evanston, Illinois - Mean Girls)
Saturday 1st September: 1 and 2 September 2001, as England beat Germany 5 - 1 on the night of the 1st. Match held in Munich ,Germany. (Isolated Farmhouse Somewhere in Scotland. - Dog Soldiers)
Saturday 1st September: Dre Parker's height is measured on the day he starts kindergarten. (The Karate Kid)
Monday 10th September: The day before the 9/11 terrorist attacks that later lead to the Patriot Act. (Red State)
Tuesday 11th September: One of Brady's future ads will question where Huggins was on this day. (The Campaign)
Tuesday 11th September: Thomas Schell calls his wife Linda and then leaves a voicemail that his son Oskar hears when he is let out of school early. Thomas dies at the World Trade Center. (New York City - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close)
Tuesday 11th September: Flight 93 crashes after passengers foil the terrorist plot. (Shanksville, Pennsylvania - Flight 93)
Tuesday 11th September: Tom Bowens father is killed in terrorist attack (Non-Stop)
Tuesday 11th September: Ted meets his drug dealer. (Boston, Massachusetts - Ted)
Tuesday 11th September: United Airlines Flight 93 is hijacked by Al-Qaeda terrorists. Through the actions of the plane's passengers, it never reaches its intended target and crash lands in rural Pennsylvania. (Newark, New Jersey - United 93)
Tuesday 11th September: 9/11 later causes the US government to cut interest rates to 1%. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Tuesday 11th September: Two Port Authority Officers, Will Jimeno and John McLoughlin, become trapped under the rubble of the World Trade Center. (New York City - World Trade Center)
Tuesday 11th September: The world trade center was attack by terrorists. (Manhattan, New York City, Usa - World Trade Center)
Wednesday 12th September: Daniel and Mariane Pearl fly to Islamabad to cover the war in Afghanistan. (Islamabad - A Mighty Heart)
October: Thomas Gabriel designs a program that would back-up all financial information for the United States at a facility called Woodlawn. (Live Free or Die Hard)
October: Kevin Peltier is fired from a brokerage house on a Friday morning. (New Orleans, Louisianna - Runaway Jury)
October: Henry Wood has his 5th birthday party on a Sunday. He teaches his dad Jacob a song. (New Orleans, Louisianna - Runaway Jury)
October: On a Monday, Kevin shoots 11 people in the brokerage house including Jacob Wood. (New Orleans, Louisianna - Runaway Jury)
Friday 5th October: Jake Hoyt is taken on a 24hour hell ride through the mean streets of L.A. and the world of corrupt cops with the help of Alonzo Harris. (Los Angeles, California - Training Day)
Monday 15th October: American League Division Series Elimination Game: New York Yankees $114,457,768 vs $39,722,689 Oakland Athletes. Yankees lose. (Seattle, Washington - Moneyball)
Tuesday 16th October: Enron reveals $1.2 billion deficit. (Texas - Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room)
Monday 22nd October: Gordon Gecko is released from prison. USA Today newspaper headlines a "Grim Discovery At Ground Zero". (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Wednesday 31st October: Michael Myers finally succeeds in killing his sister Laurie. (Northern California - Halloween: Resurrection)
November: Dr Nathan Conrad's daughter is kidnapped by jewel thieves. (Don't Say A Word)
Friday 2nd November: The 'Oakland A's trade Mark Bellhorn to the Chicago Cubs for Adam Morrissey. (Moneyball)