The Movie Timeline - it's like a timeline, but of movies
March: Carter wouldn't take a bullet for the president if he had to protect him. (Washington D.C. - Rush Hour 2)
Friday 13th March: Birth date of Lily Mae Brown, protagonist's mother (Texas - Red Dirt)
Tuesday 17th March: The near annihilation of humankind has given us an unexpected (but welcome) effect, as centuries old conflicts and political distrust are dissolved to create an unprecedented unity among the nations of the world. (Independence Day: Resurgence)
April: Will Hunting's probation period ends. (Boston, Mass. - Good Will Hunting)
Wednesday 1st April: Bradley Laborman drinks formula V-8 from Professor Nordic of Planet TiMaster to become Bradman (Pleasant Storm, Iowa - Bradman)
Friday 3rd April: Daisy Infuerno becomes Disco Infuerno (Pleasant Storm, Iowa - Bradman)
Wednesday 8th April: Daisy Infuerno and Two Step Telli die in an explosion in a warehouse during battle with Bradman (Pleasant Storm, Iowa - Bradman)
Wednesday 15th April: Jason Bourne's ID in which he uses the name Nicolas is issued. (The Bourne Identity)
Sunday 19th April: Jason Bourne's Russian passport is issued. (Moscow, Russia - The Bourne Identity)
Wednesday 22nd April: A student returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Friday 24th April: Eastern doctor gets a certificate. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
May: Darcy and Rachel graduate from high school. (Something Borrowed)
Saturday 2nd May: In the early morning Harry Potter kills Voldemort using the Elder Wand which is now Harry's having won Draco's wand (and consiquently the Elder Wand) in a duel a few weeks previous. (Hogwarts, Scottland, UK - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2)
Sunday 10th May: Dr. Wolf, after having discovered that there's a comet heading towards Earth, has an accident en route to alerting the US government that armageddon is coming. (USA - Deep Impact)
Thursday 14th May: Thomas "Mickey" Macray is given an award for 20 years of service to the MBTA. (Boston, Massachusetts - The Town)
Monday 25th May: Following the newly established global peace alliance, the United Nations creates the Earth Space Defense program (ESD) to serve as an early warning system and united global defense unit - appointing War of 1996 hero David Levinson as its director. In conjunction with this announcement, the ESD launches a worldwide publicity and recruitment campaign. (Independence Day: Resurgence)
Wednesday 10th June: Thelma "Sister" Husband is killed when a tornado strikes. (Sequoia, OK - Where The Heart Is)
Wednesday 10th June: A tornado rips through the town, killing Sister Husband and destroying the house she shared with Americus and Novalee Nation. (Sequoyah, Oklahoma - Where The Heart Is)
Thursday 18th June: McLovin's ID is issued. (Honolulu, Hawaii - Superbad)
Thursday 2nd July: Julie receives a note that says "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER." Max is killed. (Southport, North Carolina - I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Thursday 2nd July: Julie receives a note that says "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER." Max is killed. (Southport, North Carolina - I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Friday 3rd July: Julie and Helen visit Missy Egan. (Southport, North Carolina - I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Saturday 4th July: Ben Willis kills Helen, her sister Elsa, and Barry. He tries killing Julie and Ray but his hand gets caught in a rope and cut off by a pulley. He falls into the ocean and the police arrive. (Southport, North Carolina - I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Saturday 4th July: Julie, Karla, Tyrell, Will, and Ray are hunted by Ben Willis whose weapon of choice is the fishing hook. A tropical storm rages outside causing a power outage on the isolated resort. (The Bahamas - I Still Know What You Did Last Summer)
Sunday 5th July: Paul Michaels returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Sunday 12th July: Bella's mother makes a video recording of her doing ballet. (Arizona - Twilight)
Wednesday 15th July: There's Something About Mary, which Cameron Diaz stars in, is released. (Funny People)
Sunday 19th July: The repocession of a hotel containing animals is authorized. (Babe: Pig in the City)
Monday 20th July: The animals are saved. (Metropolis - Babe: Pig in the City)
Monday 20th July: Carl Stargher's driver's license issued. (USA - The Cell)
Thursday 23rd July: Will/Flappy the clown entertains at a kid's birthday party. (Vulgar)
August: Spun Music Magazine says, "Dead Rocker's Graves Are Being Desecrated." (Rock 'n' Roll Frankenstein)
August: Clive Cod's license plate expires. (Los Angeles, CA - Rush Hour)
August: Debbie becomes pregnant with Sadie and gets stuck with Pete. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Saturday 29th August: John Edward Gammell driver's license is issued. (San Francisco, California - Memento)
September: Aliens infiltrate the faculty of Herrington High School with plans on world domination and it's up to a motley crew of students to stop them. (rural Ohio - The Faculty)
September: Tom meets Hannah when he sneaks into her room, mistaking her for her roommate, whom he wants to have sex with. (Made of Honor)
September: Rachel White starts attending NYU Law. (New York City - Something Borrowed)
Monday 14th September: Viagra is introduced, and comedy writers everywhere rejoice. (Bulworth)
Thursday 17th September: Chad, Matt, Tyler, and Paul have a barbecue. (V/H/S)
Wednesday 30th September: Joe returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
October: Shelley Darlington starts living at the Playboy Mansion. (The House Bunny)
October: A van's license plate expires. (Los Angeles, CA - Rush Hour)
Thursday 1st October: Professor Knowby's wife Henrietta becomes a Deadite. He buries her in the fruit cellar. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Thursday 1st October: A professor dismembers his wife when she becomes posessed. (Tennessee - The Evil Dead)
Friday 2nd October: Ash Williams and his girlfriend Linda go to the Knowby cabin. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Friday 2nd October: Ash Williams goes to a cabin within the woods with his sister Cheryl, his girlfriend Linda, his best friend Scotty, and Scotty's girlfriend Shelly. They listen to a recording concerning the Book of the Dead. (Tennessee - The Evil Dead)
Saturday 3rd October: Ash becomes a Deadite for a few seconds before the sun shines. Later, the sun somehow goes down after a few seconds and Ash goes back to the cabin. He kills Deadite Linda and cuts off off his posessed hand with a chainsaw. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Saturday 3rd October: After everyone else is posessed, Ash burns the Book of the Dead and stops the Deadites. He stands outside of the cabin at dawn and something evil approaches from behind him. (Tennessee - The Evil Dead)
Sunday 4th October: Ed, Bobby Joe, and Jake are dead by dawn. Ash kills Deadite Henrietta with his chainsaw hand. The posessed hand kills Annie Knowby, but not before she recites the passages in the lost pages of the Book of the Dead, sending Ash and his Oldsmobile into the middle ages. (Tennessee - Evil Dead II)
Monday 5th October: At S-Mart, Ash tells his story to someone, kills an old Deadite lady, and kisses a woman. (Michigan - Army of Darkness)
Thursday 8th October: Juan returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Wednesday 21st October: Stephen Macray is arrested for hijacking a bread truck to Nashua, New Hampshire. (Massachusetts - The Town)
Thursday 29th October: Michael Myers kills Marion Chambers and two teenage boys. (Langdon, Illinois - Halloween: H20)
Friday 30th October: Detectives investigate at Marion Chambers' house. (Langdon, Illinois - Halloween: H20)
Saturday 31st October: At a Halloween party, Eric Bottler reunites with high school friends Linus, Hutch, Windows and Zoe. Linus proposes the theft of the rough cut of "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" from Skywalker Ranch. (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)
Saturday 31st October: Laurie Strode, now under the fake name Keri Tate, faces Michael Myers again. (Northern California - Halloween: H20)
Saturday 31st October: Chad, Matt, Tyler, and Paul go to a Halloween party where they interrupt an exorcism. They end up driving into a train. (V/H/S)
November: Will Carlson/Flappy the clown goes to a hotel room under the name Vulgar and is raped by a man, whose sons videorecord it. He later saves a girl's life and becomes famous on television. (Vulgar)
Sunday 1st November: Eric Bottler finds out that his high school friend Linus has cancer. (Shandal, Ohio - Fanboys)