The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
For his sixteenth birthday, Norman Osborn receives scotch and a card from his father's assistant. (New York City, New York - The Amazing Spider-Man 2)
Evan Levenstein is born. (American Reunion)
After Roger leaves Brownstar Insurance and dies, Tim Lippe tries to win the "Two Diamonds" award for the company. (Cedar Rapids)
Steve Montgomery wins a certificate as part of Chumash Valley High School's sports team. (Chronicle)
The Great Earthquake hits San Diego and Los Angeles, damaging them both. The two cities are merged together later to form San Angeles. (San Diego and Los Angeles - Demolition Man)
Marianne Bryant and her friends protest against the Blue Devil school mascot. (Ojai, California - Easy A)
Don and Ivy have a divorce. Neither of them want custody of Blake. (Temecula, California - The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard)
Schneiderman starts living in New Orleans. (New Orleans, Louisiana - Hatchet III)
Adam, Jacob, Lou, and Nick discover a hot tub time machine. (Kodiak Valley Ski Resort - Hot Tub Time Machine)
Randy starts working at Modesto Colony Retirement Community. (Mountain View, CA - The Internship)
Norco has an oil spill. (Pensacola, Florida - Iron Man 3)
James Howard wins New York Supercomputing Challenge. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Jason Voorhees' attempted execution - he escapes and is cryogenically frozen. (Jason X)
Mrs. Moore dies. (New York City, New York - Kick-Ass 2)
The ending year on Andi Garcia's license plate. (Little Fockers)
Humans create humanoid drone robots with artificial intelligence to fill jobs as construction workers and servants - or do they? (The Matrix Revolutions)
Tom Popper's father dies and he receives penguins. (New York City - Mr. Popper's Penguins)
Randy starts growing a beard. (New York City - New Year's Eve)
The date of a newspaper with an article titled, Chinese collateral damage surpasses 10,000 (China - Reign of Fire)
Humans resort to nuclear weapons to kill the dragons (Reign of Fire)
According to Carter's vision, he and a Chinese woman have kids who look like Lee. (Los Angeles, CA - Rush Hour 3)
Dave becomes Balthazar's apprentice. (New York City - The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
The summer that Dr. Doback and Nancy Huff planned to sail. (Step Brothers)
Pete starts taking viagra. (Los Angeles, California - This Is 40)
Harold Lee starts trying to impregnate his wife Maria Perez. (A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas)
Thin Film to surpass Crystalline Silicon use by this year. (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Evan Trautwig finds out that he is sterile. (Glenview, Ohio - The Watch)
1778 W 30th Pl is built. (Los Angeles, California - We Bought a Zoo)
According to a sign, this is the year that Spar dies. (We Bought a Zoo)
Xavier’s School for Gifted youngsters closes. Trask Industries renovates the mansion into a research facility. (New York City, New York - X-Men: Days of Future Past)
January: Iran's missile program is set back until this month due to one undercover agent. (Iran - The Bourne Legacy)
January: Aldous Snow, now six months sober, performs a new hit single. His producer Aaron Green is in the audience. (Get Him to the Greek)
January: A license plate expires. (Spokane, Washington - Red Dawn)
Friday 1st January: Kate and Brad have a baby, the first to be born in the New Year in the local area. This is captured by a local news crew, thus informing their parents. (San Francisco - Four Christmases)
February: Aron and Jessica's first child, Leo, is born. (127 Hours)
Sunday 21st February: Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Gloria the hippo, and Melman the giraffe end up in Madagascar, where they meet lemurs. (Madagascar - Madagascar)
March: Elizabeth impersonates a journalist to seduce state professor Carl Halabi. She drugs him and steals the test. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
March: Becky Fuller, recently fired from Good Morning New Jersey, becomes the executive producer of Daybreak. She fires co-host Paul McVee and convinces veteran TV journalist Mike Pomeroy to take his place. Becky starts dating Adam Bennett. (New York City - Morning Glory)
Sunday 7th March: Craig Gilner checks himself into a hospital when he has suicidal thoughts. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Monday 8th March: Craig hangs out with Bobby and talks to Noelle at the hospital. Craig also starts drawing and painting. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Tuesday 9th March: Craig sings "Under Pressure" with fellow patients. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Wednesday 10th March: Craig plays basketball with Bobby. He also gets a visit from Nia and upsets Noelle. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Thursday 11th March: Craig wins Noelle's forgiveness and the two sneak out of the ward in scrubs and end up on the roof. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Friday 12th March: Bobby and Craig leave the ward. (New York City - It's Kind of a Funny Story)
Wednesday 17th March: St. Patrick's Day (Unstoppable)
Friday 26th March: Cataleya Restrepo poses as a drunk woman so that she can get into the police station. (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Saturday 27th March: Cataleya kills Gennaro Rizzo after 1:55 AM. CA. Breaking News headline: GENNARO RIZZO FOUND DEAD IN A POLICE STATION CELL (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Saturday 27th March: Article titled "Andrykowski Travel Insurance: Experience Chicago Now" is posted online. (Chicago, Illinois - Little Fockers)
Sunday 28th March: Cateleya's uncle Emilio assigns her a mission to kill William Woogard. (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Wednesday 31st March: William Woogard parties with a lot of women. (Caribbean - Colombiana)
April: Elizabeth Halsey's class has the highest test scores and she receives a $5,700 bonus, infuriating teacher Amy Squirrel. (Chicago, Illinois - Bad Teacher)
April: Jerry Barnes tells Becky Fuller that Daybreak may get canceled unless she boosts ratings. (New York City - Morning Glory)
April: Someone at Five Points Trinity Church reports an IED set up on church property. No injuries are sustained and minimal damage is done to a tree. In an interview with the local media, Pastor Cooper claims that if the bomb had gone off in a synagogue, black church or homo-friendly Unitarian coven, there would have been an uproar. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
Thursday 1st April: TRADING NEWS headline: WILLIAM WOOGARD ASSASSINATED IN HIS CARIBBEAN VILLA. Special Agent James Ross calls Steve Richard and asks for information concerning the Tag Killer. (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Friday 2nd April: Catelaya's boyfriend Danny Delanay takes a picture of her while she is asleep before she leaves to meet with her uncle, who tells her that his friend was murdered in Miami. (Chicago, Illinois - Colombiana)
Friday 9th April: Cindy's driver's license expires. (Ohio - Extract)
Tuesday 13th April: The Smurfs arrive and meet Grace and Pat Winslow. (New York City, New York - The Smurfs)
Wednesday 14th April: Clumsy accidentally attaches a blue-moon related project to Pat's email. (New York City, New York - The Smurfs)
Thursday 15th April: The Smurfs return to their world. (New York City, New York - The Smurfs)
Tuesday 20th April: Rory Hamill enters an outfield holding a shotgun and is shot by Sheriff David Dutton. (Ogden Marsh, Iowa - The Crazies)