The Movie Timeline - of all the movie timelines on all the net, you walked into this one
Saturday 25th June: Barb and the Cooper family try to survive the zombies, but it is hopeless. (Night of the Living Dead 3D)
Saturday 25th June: Bethany Hamilton gets 1st place in NSSA National Surfing Championship. (Soul Surfer)
July: Matt bonds with Ernie, Oscar, Jimmy, and Elyse. (Tall Oaks, Michigan - American Pie: Band Camp)
July: Dr. Cameron McCarthy starts working on a prosthetic tail for Winter. (Florida - Dolphin Tale)
July: A rollercoaster crashes at a theme park, killing everyone on it, and, eventually, those who got off it. (Final Destination 3)
July: Alex is evicted and has to live with Grandma Lilly. Eternal Death Slayer 3 is tested. JP tries to steal credit for making Demonik, but Lilly proves that it's Alex's game. (Grandma's Boy)
Monday 4th July: PJ Davis is killed accidentally by a group of friends who swear to never speak of it again. (I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer)
Tuesday 5th July: Professor Dayton marries Kathy at 1st Church of Creeps. (Creepyville, CA - Creepshow III)
Wednesday 13th July: Brooke attends an Old 97's concert at the Riviera Theater. Gary doesn't show up. (Chicago, Illinois - The Break-Up)
Friday 15th July: A message appears on Alex Beck's computer implying that his wife is still alive. (Tell No One)
August: David, Jay, and Cal find out that Andy is a 40-year-old virgin. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
August: Matt unintentionally causes the East Great Falls band to vomit during a band playoff. Mr. Levenstein tells Matt that everybody hated his brother. (Tall Oaks, Michigan - American Pie: Band Camp)
August: The prosthetic tail is finished and news of Save Winter Day airs on TV. (Florida - Dolphin Tale)
August: Henry and Samantha Focker are born. (Little Fockers)
Tuesday 9th August: A passport is issued to Robert Fischer. (Australia - Inception)
Friday 12th August: Dalton Russell leads a bank robbery on Manhattan Trust Bank. (New York - Inside Man)
Friday 12th August: Wall Street Journal headline: "Dow Closes at Five-Year Low." (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)
Sunday 21st August: Matt sees The Shermanator, who believes that Matt is making progress. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie: Band Camp)
Saturday 27th August: Save Winter Day (Florida - Dolphin Tale)
Saturday 27th August: Bethany Hamilton helps tsunami victims for World Vision. (Phuket, Thailand - Soul Surfer)
Sunday 28th August: Daisy has her daughter Caroline read aloud the diary chronicling the life of her friend Benjamin Button. (Louisiana - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Wednesday 31st August: Bethany finishes her work helping tsunami victims. (Phuket, Thailand - Soul Surfer)
September: Andy starts dating Trish Piedmont. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
September: Matt and the rest of the band help Elyse win a scholarship for Robards Conservatory. (Lansing, Michigan - American Pie: Band Camp)
Thursday 1st September: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Saturday 3rd September: The back to school concert is held at East Great Falls High. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie: Band Camp)
Monday 5th September: Matt Stifler returns the book. (East Great Falls, Michigan - American Pie Presents: The Book of Love)
Sunday 11th September: Charles "Chuck" Logan is issued his driver's License. (Seattle, Washington - Good Luck Chuck)
Saturday 17th September: The Tottington Hall Vegetable Competition. (Tottington Hall - Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit)
Wednesday 21st September: Henry Jekyll wakes up and discovers a dying girl in his bath tub. (United States - Jekyll + Hyde)
Wednesday 21st September: Bethany Hamilton makes first pitch at Yankee's game. (Soul Surfer)
October: Ben, Jason, Jay, Jonah, and Martin start contructing a website called Flesh of the Stars. (California - Knocked Up)
October: A documentary called Full Disclosure Report: Piecing Together Jigsaw is airs on TV. (Saw)
Saturday 1st October: Andy and Trish have their fifth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Sunday 2nd October: Andy and Trish have their sixth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Tuesday 4th October: Andy and Trish have their seventh date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Friday 7th October: Andy and Trish's eighth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Monday 10th October: Andy and Trish's ninth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Wednesday 12th October: Andy and Trish's tenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Thursday 13th October: Andy and Trish's eleventh date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Friday 14th October: Memorial auditions. (Date Night)
Friday 14th October: Harold Pinter dies. (Synecdoche, New York)
Saturday 15th October: Andy and Trish's twelfth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Monday 17th October: Andy and Trish's thirteenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Tuesday 18th October: Andy and Trish's fourteenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
Friday 21st October: Andy and Trish have their fifteenth date. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
November: After their twentieth date, Andy tells Trish that he is a virgin. (Los Angeles, CA - The 40 Year Old Virgin)
November: Five Texas A & M cheerleaders witness a murder, so Texas ranger Roland Sharp moves in with them to protect them. (Texas - Man of the House)
November: Will Rodman works on a potential cure for Alzheimer's disease around this time. (San Francisco, CA - Rise of the Planet of the Apes)
November: Britney Spears' licence plate expires. (Hollywood, CA - Seed of Chucky)
Monday 21st November: Dr. Sven Torkensep performed an autopsy on Mr. James Reilly who committed suicide. He shot himself in the head. (Portland, Oregon - Untraceable)
Tuesday 22nd November: A date on K. Gotti's package full of underwear. (The Bounty Hunter)
Saturday 26th November: Clinton Brown dies. (Courageous)
December: Sergeant Nicholas Angel is stabbed in the hand by a man dressed as Father Christmas. (London, England - Hot Fuzz)
December: Deputy Pete marries Darla. (Dallas, Texas - Red State)
December: Officer Michaels starts going six months in. (Superbad)
Saturday 3rd December: Dre Parker's height is measured. (Detroit, MI - The Karate Kid)
Wednesday 21st December: Chris Grandy's taxi-driver's license expires. (New York City - 13 Going On 30)
Wednesday 21st December: Kirby Dick appears in front of the MPAA's appeal board to appeal the NC-17 rating given to this movie. He loses. (This Film is Not Yet Rated)
Friday 23rd December: Munich comes out in theaters. (Knocked Up)